Ayn Rand

"Macho man Ayn Randy Savage"
-Phil

“Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1]”

—   so like does the person that eats it are they considered the winner or the loser its not clear (via taylorswifthecreator)

am i gay if i love looking at pictures of sweaty dicks on my purple iphone

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shego:

this my kink im jackin the fuck off

shego:

this my kink im jackin the fuck off

(via taylorswifthecreator)

[man with two dicks voice] what the fuck, who cloned my bone

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microsoft sam voice:

REMEMBER, NETIZENS . . . THE ONLY FLUID GUARANTEED TO BE POTABLE IS YOUR OWN CUM

me:

i hate this gay cyber future

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you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

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